T4TD: cough splutter wet

Whilst currently distracted DO NOT fill up your kettle in a kitchen sink whilst the sink your hovering your kettle over is FULL of water... if one drops the kettle in the sink the bottom is NOT water proof and it WILL fill up with water.

If this does happen...

1. cuss

2. extract now sinking kettle

3. cuss again

4. call Andy

5. try to explain why the kettle you are clutching now has water cascading from the base

6. clip andy round the head.. laughter is not always the best medicine

7. cuss some more

8. try to leave the room with an once of dignity

9. be prepared to boil coffee water in a pot for the next 2 days whilst current kettle dries out

kettle drying out...